Panda Puns List

This list contains words or phrases which can be the source of a rule of one or more puns. The below is not an exhaustive list of all-inclusive plans of any pun that exists about pandas; if you’ve discovered some that we’ve omitted, please let us know. In no special order, here is the list of panda puns:

• Pander → Panda: “The newspapers are pandaing to people’s baser instincts.”
• Pandemonium → Pandamonium: “What was originally a small argument ended in utter pandamonium.”
• Pandemic → Panda-emic: “This unassuming disease has caused a panda-emic.”
• Expendable → Ex-panda-ble: “It just feels like you think I’m ex-panda-ble.”
• Expanded→ Expandad: “Living in China for a few years expandad my world-view”
• Expandable: “We’ve built the business such that it’s expandable to other markets.”
• Expenditure → Ex-panda-ture: “Our monthly ex-panda-ture is over 5 thousands dollars.”
• Pan the → Panda: “Panda camera slowly to the left”
• Banned a → Panda: “We restricted one user and completely pandanother.”
• Dependence → Depandance: As in “Alcohol depandance” and “We need to be careful about our depandance on non-renewable resources.”
• Dependent → Depandant: As in “We’re depandant on our parents still.”
• Pendant → Pandant: As in “She got me this cute little pandant for my birthday.”
• Appendages → Appandages: As in “Four furry appandages that it uses for walking”
• Suspenders → Suspandas: As in “I’ve got some suspandas to help keep my pants from slipping down”
• Stupendous → Stupandas: As in “That was an incredibly impressive, nay, stupandas feat!”
• Independent → Indepandant: As in “I love the feeling of indepandance” and “That’s an indepandant variable”